Windsurfing in Vass

Wow what a week!

Monday after a hard day on the water we decided to have a Michael Jackson release party. All dressed up as Mike. No problem there as we are all the right colour (you know you're old when you can remember a black MJ!) and danced the night away to Beat it and Billie Jean. Then to finish we all shared our beds with young boys.

Tuesday headed over to Nidri for the evening. Got totally wasted, ended up skinny dipping with two teenage twins then back to their place for a bedtime story.

Wednesday had a tupperware party on the beach. Some of the new boxes are so useful you just wouldn't believe...

Thursday was drugs night. Experemented with a mixture of washing powder and sherbert, mainlined straight up the nose..out of this world. Cleanest my sinases have ever been.

Friday was a quiet day.

Saturday was the last night BBQ. Got smashed and ended up sleeping with a guest, another menber of staff and a gibbon.



For anyone apart from Simon, the above should read .. Went windsurfing, drank tea and made polite conversation!